"You call that a knife? THIS is a knife"
"That's not a knife, that's a spoon!"
"Alright you win. I see you've played knifey spoony before"
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Kolosomo |
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I love that Simpsons episode! One of my favourites actually.
"You call that a knife? THIS is a knife" "That's not a knife, that's a spoon!" "Alright you win. I see you've played knifey spoony before"
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Twwig |
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WiscBadger95 wrote: No, they make you eat a vegemite sandwich now. |
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WiscBadger95 |
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Twwig wrote:You'd never get away with that up here. That's cruel and inhumane punishment! In fact the Supreme Court even ruled on it -- Smith vs. Vegemite (1987).
"I reject your reality and substitute my
own."
- Adam Savage |
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xabana |
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Sorry yall, I had a real life birthday and then got sick on the same day! This isn't gonna be a good year, i can see it...
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Twwig |
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Was that a case involving Smith's wanting to make Vegemite flavour crisps WiseBadger?
HAPPY belated BIRTHDAY XABANA! Sorry you ended up sick, but hope it was from overindulging!!! |
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cginspace |
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I was depressed on me own birthday.. yet things have been looking up since! So there is hope!
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AirPrang |
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Chocolate helps.
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cginspace |
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for about ten minutes
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AirPrang |
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But it's ten minutes, and then you can have more chocolate for another ten minutes and then...
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Kolosomo |
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and then you're 300 pounds!
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Twwig |
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Vodka.....high lasts longer.....less calories
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cginspace |
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but the donwhill is a bitch
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Twwig |
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yer slurring....did you try it
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cginspace |
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my typing always goes to shit after about 9 pm
sadly, I used to be a stickler. now... you get the point I am happy enough. Now back to the cocktalis |
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AussieOriginal |
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Actually, AO's almost right: we use cane toads, 6 of 'em. It's part of the cane toad eradication policy. Xabana, Happy Belated Birthday, mate. Sorry it was not a good day, but don't let that ruin your year! |
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xabana |
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Thanks Twigg and AO! And, uh, it was actually a result of a bad bottle of wine the night before! That has never happened to me. I got flushed entirely.
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Twwig |
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No, I've never had that happen to me either.
Great reason to use in future though |
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xabana |
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It was a white wine and after 2 glasses (heh), my entire body got red - like I was sunburnt. Then it wouldn't go away for hours. I was not a happy camper!
Then the next morning I woke up a year older. Grrrr. |
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AirPrang |
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Yikes. Must've been quite an ugly vintage. Not an Australian tipple, one hopes?
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cginspace |
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Blame the Aussies! Blame the Aussies!
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